Me and my girlfriend are trying to have sex for the first time and we are just trying to fit my penis inside of her. I am fairly large (8 inches and quite wide) and it’s pushing her to the point of tears when I try to enter her, even though she is very wet and I try to go as slow as possible. Any tips or ideas as to how to make it better? We just want to try and fit it in.
Lube.its your bestfriend!! Just put some on your penis or even your fingers and rub it on her yoohoo.That will help but its not going to completely take away pain, not to be rude but shes got to get over it,after the first few times it will be easier and feel amazing just reassure her of that! Dont feel bad if she tears up a little, alot of girls do on there first time,but if you dont keep trying youl never get it in.no sex=no fun lol.So keep on trying,just be gentle and slow.
My girlfriend calls my penis "Mr. Pickle" and it really bothers me.I have asked a few times to stop but she just laughs it off. Every time it’s in the open she has to greet it. How can I seriously address this issue without getting rude?
Good day sir.
This is a common malady, and one that I have many solutions for.
Your girlfriend should have but one ‘nickname’ for you, and that ‘nickname’ should be ‘sir.’ The key to stopping her using a ‘nickname’ for you, or any other part of your body, is to refuse her entry to your abode until she realises that this is the reason that you are setting her out like a common dog.
If she refers to your appendage as anything other than its scientific name – or, indeed, "the source of your power," you must show her that you are both the law and the lash, and lock her in the cellar until she shows you – and it – some respect.
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