How do I ask my girlfriend to stop using a nickname?
My girlfriend calls my penis "Mr. Pickle" and it really bothers me.I have asked a few times to stop but she just laughs it off. Every time it’s in the open she has to greet it. How can I seriously address this issue without getting rude?
Good day sir.
This is a common malady, and one that I have many solutions for.
Your girlfriend should have but one ‘nickname’ for you, and that ‘nickname’ should be ‘sir.’ The key to stopping her using a ‘nickname’ for you, or any other part of your body, is to refuse her entry to your abode until she realises that this is the reason that you are setting her out like a common dog.
If she refers to your appendage as anything other than its scientific name – or, indeed, "the source of your power," you must show her that you are both the law and the lash, and lock her in the cellar until she shows you – and it – some respect.
tell her it makes you feel self conscious or some such bull..act all sensitive for a little bit and she will stop guaranteed lol
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… dont know. wow.
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meeeee
just tell her to stop and say its not funny or say ill leave you.
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THATS WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just whenever you guys are looking at it (shutters) Stop her and get all serious and say "Hey I’ve asked you before to stop calling it that. Now would you please stop i dont like it"
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just tell her it really does bother you. if she laughs make sure you know she knows you are serious
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omgshhh Lame!
seriously just tell her its weird lol
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just tell her that you don’t it like when she greets "Mr.Pickle" and tell her it is starting to get on your nerves or something like that just be open and ask her calmly to please stop
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dont say it in a mean way just say here pleasee can you think of something elsee its just i dont want people wondering y is she calling him that ..
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Ask her to call it cucumber instead…
Or start naming her genitels something.. maybe she’ll stop if you choose something really embarrasing or akward…
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be like honestly stop unless you want me to start naming parts of YOUR body
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Give her a nick name like, how is lil miss "bearded clam" doing the next time she say’s it.
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ha sorry man. What if you asked her: How would you like it if i called your va-j-j PICKLE JAR?
rofl!
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Tell her to shut the fuck up, or nickname her vagina something that bothers and she’ll stop.
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Ack I don’t know about this one my ex boyfriend used to call me all kinds of nicknames that turned me off but I never wanted to ask him to stop :-/ I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with that in my relationship now… it seems like it would be a stupid non issue but it’s awkward.
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Good day sir.
This is a common malady, and one that I have many solutions for.
Your girlfriend should have but one ‘nickname’ for you, and that ‘nickname’ should be ‘sir.’ The key to stopping her using a ‘nickname’ for you, or any other part of your body, is to refuse her entry to your abode until she realises that this is the reason that you are setting her out like a common dog.
If she refers to your appendage as anything other than its scientific name – or, indeed, "the source of your power," you must show her that you are both the law and the lash, and lock her in the cellar until she shows you – and it – some respect.
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Why does she do that??? you should just tell her you don’t like it and its not funny.
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lol im sorry but thats hilarious
haha
MR.PICKLE!
lol hahahaha how old is she? 13?!
lol hahaha im sorry but wtf hahaha
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Tell her its creepy.
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Tell her this then walk away all sad. She will feel bad and promise never to do it again =)
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just tell her you hate pickles!!!
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simple if she calls it that again tell her "i’ve told you many times to stop" get serious and put IT away and leave the room. i mean if you are not firm she will think you are just playing around
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Do onto to others as they do on to you meaning give her privates a name she wont like get on her nerves with it she will get the message end of story
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start calling her vagina ‘miss fish’
see if she likes it
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